“I need someone who can be invisible, who can become a ghost. Do you think you can do that?“ I’m already a ghost, she thought. I died in the hold of a slaver ship. “i think so.”
- the human embodiment of that “*surrounded by wolves* calm down puppies i can’t pet all of you!” (or smth like that) tumblr meme - probably definitely works at a dog shelter - has like three wolfdogs and two huskies - gives puppies as bday presents - has a super simple style bc he thinks buying clothes is wasteful so he probably wears the ones he owns to rags and THEN finally succumbs to buying new basics (under nina’s strict supervision) - ACTUAL GRANDPA who has no idea how a phone works let alone an app/computer program - BAD with technology in general - likes documentaries (can literally watch three hours worth of nat georgaphic films about the tundra) - mostly makes toast and oatmeal for himself bc he treats food the same way as clothes: he needs his meal to be sufficient and nutritious but anything more is extra and unnecessary - HOWEVER (thanks to @helvr for this headcanon honestly god b l e s s) he has a surprising knack for baking/baked goodies so he can spend hours making pastries for other people - blushes like a ripe tomato everytime nina so much as hikes up her skirts to smooth out/readjust her leggings or unbuttons one (1) front button of her shirt - helps homeless kids/orphans with inej and just does sO MUCH GOOD IN THE WORLD OKAY - totally scandalized by nina’s tv picks bc her fav shows usually have lots of nudity/openly expressed sexual desires and he’s just Shook - reads lots and lots of self-help books and they really do help - strives to be a better version of himself EVERY DAY - looks hella good in jeans 👌 and nina makes sure to tell him on a daily basis (cue the tomato hue) - spends some weekends at the library, educating himself, reading /even more/ about cultures and beliefs that are foreign to him so he a) broadens his horizon and b) doesn’t offend anyone by being ignorant in some way or other - you’ve heard of the dad friend, now get ready for the grandpa friend - the other dregs like to prank him (innocent jokes ofc) and all he ever does is scoff and sigh - they collectively decide to buy him the same grumpy cat tshirt so he has a total of five (!!!) tshirt that are literally THE SAME - that is until a package from kuwei arrives and it’s a hand-stitched grumpy cat sweater - matthias looks into the camera like he’s on the office A LOT - HIGHKEY think he’d LOVE brooklyn nine nine?? like?? it’s a show?? about justice?? and the importance of diversity?? showing different people from different places/backgrounds who have an incredible team dynamic and whose sole purpose is to fight modern crime??
you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake
me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?
