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thecultureshowonbbc2at10pm:

48-chromosomes:

lesbianchrissie:

“yee ha.”

Why do scots type like they speak

Different language

“givin’ it laldi” has got to be my fave phrase like we were in the middle of a market in france today and this brass band was playing n my dad just turns to me and goes “the band’s giving it laldi” and they were, they really were!!!

rightfully-southern:

This still fucking cracks me up

the two most iconic things in scottish history

at dobbies today there was a man dressed up as captain america collecting money for charity and he was having a conversation with a kid, in character but with a full scottish accent

if all for the game was set in scotland

riko: what a coward, jist like his maw
neil: aye ah git it like, gettin raised a superstar must ah bin hard on you. ahweys a commodity, never a human being, nae anyone in yer family thinkin yer worth shite aff the court - aye, sounds rough pal. kevin and i talk aboot yer endless daddy issues aw the time. ken it's no entirely your fault fe bein unbalanced and thinkin yer aw grand an' that, and a ken ye canny hold up conversation for shite like all ah us can, but none a us should be needin to put up wi this much a yer shite. greetin gets ye so many concessions, hen, and ye used yoors up six insults ago. so get tae fuck, and leave all ah us alone.

class-struggle-anarchism:

gayforemmagoldman:

cup-o-fear:

gothhabiba:

it was really unsexy of Marx to write in German imo

He should have written Capital in Scots-English

ye huv fuck aw tae lose but yer chains pal

here wan ay they mad spectres pure hauntin fuck oot europe ‘nat

mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

kerry sent me a screenshot of her ex-boss talking shit abt trainspotting and my first response was “FUCK YALL IT’S A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE” so that’s basically everything u need to know about me

paulwelsey:

gatoradebong:

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

scottish twitter 

[through tears] YOU TAK THE HIGH ROAD AN’ AH’LL TAK THE LOW ROAD AN’ AH’LL BE IN SCOTLAND AFOOORE YEEE

myulteriormotive:

PART TWO

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Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

So apparently…

lunacatriona:

Scotland has the “gayest Parliament in the world.”

8% of politicians in the Scottish Parliament are openly gay, lesbian or bisexual. That’s not counting polticians’ managers or assistants, and I know for a fact many of them are not straight. Also, of the five main party leaders, three are gay, lesbian or bisexual, and three are women.

Scotland only lifted the ban on homosexuality in 1980. In 36 years, my country has gone from having homosexuality as a criminal offence, to having 8% of its Parliament openly gay, lesbian or bisexual. That’s a lot of progress in a short space of time.

This is one of the many reasons I am proud to be Scottish.

ladariaofthestars:

crispypepperoni:

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My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

@helvr
what the fuck?