Why you can’t tell a knock knock joke to a dog

quichehound:

agent-fluff-agent-wrinkle:

*knock knock*

*BARK BARK BARK BARK*

I laughed too hard at this

spinning-like-a-45-ballerina:

fioreromana:

blackgirlsreverything:

iamindyamarie:

Omg his little hops 😭

I’m tripping at the other dog not giving af

This is genius.

@mathiashevlr

fightingsail:

good morning sunshine.

small-town-equestrian:

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

inkskinned:

sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?

c00tiebreath:

iujoy:

fruitcult:

awwdorables:

French Bulldog argues bedtime

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

@ghostsgf

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

pr1nceshawn:

Life With Dogs.

mrrrl:

delladilly:

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

coffeeclara:

three stages of a sleepy pupper 😴

ohdebt:

Eating lunch in the front yard, and I had a visitor!!!

starswift-borzoi:

castle2cute:

emiliotheexplorer:

noodle-dragon:

A smol awoo

This reduced me to tears

Is this a Borzoi baby?

Yes! He’s a 3 week old borzoi :-)