reasons me and kerry are the irl versions of wylan and kaz

me:

• “i’m not small!!!” is a little bit small
  
• looks younger than i am
  
• slightly younger and less world-bitter than she is but rapidly catching up as i go further through adult life
• a lil bit naive but also salty as fuck
• loves jesper fahey a lot
• would die for all of the dregs probably
• gay

kerry:

• wears all-black regularly
• tall
• willing to fight people on my behalf because i won’t do it myself
• sarcastic and cynical and bitter about life
• wants to flirt, disappears for seven (7) hours when flirted with
• refuses to flirt back in favour of staying on brand as sarcastic and bitter
• is friends with someone, is also waiting to take their job should anything happen to them