not that i’m not happy abt this but how the heck does the college au post have over 100 notes y’all know it’s literally the rarepair fanfic equivalent of a sitcom with sad backstories and an incorrect quotes doc almost longer than the actual outline right

i haven’t said this in about two weeks so in case anyone forgot i love the anastasia au and i think about it constantly

y’all…. i started the college au back in JANUARY and tonight i’m almost finished chapter one….

i was tagged in this excellent wip challenge by hazel (thank u love!!!), so i am tagging @pippims, @ladariaofthestars, and @spinning-like-a-45-ballerina because i know y’all have stuff you’re working on but if anyone else wants to take this opportunity to show off your works, go ahead and say i tagged you!  @beanmoreau here i go

so, the rules: list all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. this can be writing, art, vids, gifsets, whatever.

as we all know, i’m tired and lazy, so all of this is copied n pasted directly from the writing page on my blog: 

• anastasia au (wesper) / the one where jesper’s definitely not falling for the amnesiac orphan they’re going to pass off as the missing van eck heir a decade after his presumed death.  kaz schemes, wylan blushes, jarl brum is a very lively corpse.
• trainspotting au (wesper, ninej) / choose life, choose a job, choose the dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgy scams, being perpetrated by seven of the most useless and unreliable fuck-ups in town.
• college au (jesper/wylan/kuwei, helnik, kanej) / the one where wylan and jesper are dating, kuwei and wylan are roommates, and jesper and kuwei hooked up at a party in the first week of classes.  roommate, meet boyfriend, meet one night stand?
• post-ck au (jesper/wylan/kuwei) / or, how jesper and wylan slowly build an empire, kuwei partakes in some world-saving research, and nobody gets thrown in the canal, this time.
• carmilla au (ninej) / inej is a journalism student who knows there’s more to her creepy university, and the disappearance of her roommate, than the administration are telling.  nina’s her new roommate, and kind of sort of a vampire.  a very pretty vampire.
• fake dating aus / the ones where nina and inej just wanted free cake but accidentally become engaged; jesper wants his friends to stop setting him up with people even if wylan’s kind of amazing; nina invites herself to matthias’ sister’s wedding; wylan and kuwei are only doing this for an undercover job, don’t you dare think otherwise; and kaz and inej aren’t a couple, but when you’re mistaken for one 24/7, it’s easier to just stop denying it.
  

i’m also currently working on a book (gasps, applause) featuring three beautiful badass queer ladies, a load of art history references because i love my degree, blatant parodying of long-dead artists, crime-solving, a police officer who’s just fucking done, art thievery, poly girlfriends, and more!

me, desperately trying to pull random out-of-context college au scenes together into smth coherent,

just want y’all to know i’m Emotional As Fuck™️ about the post-ck au it’s so domestic and i just need everyone to be happy n find happiness with each other thanks

me, desperately trying to get chapter 1 to a decent length so i can finally post it:

fandomtrashkaye:

Girls don’t want diamonds, girls want fake relationship fics, 5+1’s and mutual pining.

might post the anastasia au today, lads👀

mathiashevlr:

mathiashevlr:

i’m reading through my college au outline right now and my favourite thing i’ve read is

• matthias: i hate this weather but look how happy nina is, god i love her, she’s so beautiful and excited
  
• kuwei, to wylan and jesper: i would literally give you both to the highest bidder for it to snow every day goodbye
  

second favourite:

• colm fahey, visiting jesper: that one gif of the dude walking in with the pizza and everything’s on fire
  

more highlights:

• That bit where Van Eck gets dragged away by the police as Kaz does the Kaz Brekker equivalent of standing to one side examining his nails
  
• Nina: “Alright, Matthew–”  
• Matthias: “Matthias.”  
• Nina: “Gesundheit.”
• Confirmed selfie cryptid Kaz Brekker
  
• (under ‘incorrect quotes’) Nina: How long have long have you been dating him?  
• Kuwei: I haven’t, this was the first time!  
• Nina: When were you going to tell me?  At your wedding?  
• Kuwei: No!  By the rehearsal dinner, at least.
• Matthias: WHO THE FUCK THREW AN ENTIRE POTATO IN THE FIRE

mathiashevlr:

i’m reading through my college au outline right now and my favourite thing i’ve read is

• matthias: i hate this weather but look how happy nina is, god i love her, she’s so beautiful and excited
  
• kuwei, to wylan and jesper: i would literally give you both to the highest bidder for it to snow every day goodbye
  

second favourite:

• colm fahey, visiting jesper: that one gif of the dude walking in with the pizza and everything’s on fire
  

i’m reading through my college au outline right now and my favourite thing i’ve read is

• matthias: i hate this weather but look how happy nina is, god i love her, she’s so beautiful and excited
  
• kuwei, to wylan and jesper: i would literally give you both to the highest bidder for it to snow every day goodbye
  

i’m typing in relationships for the fdau draft on ao3 and so far every suggestion has also had an ot3 option beneath it god bless

never mind i started writing the fake dating aus instead

okay so writing to do list:

• finish + edit anastasia au ch. 1
  
• ch. 1 of college au