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padmeadmidala:

books meme: 2/7 friendships - the dregs (six of crows)

“Well, we’ve managed to get ourselves locked into the most secure prison in the world. We’re either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.” 

The Crows as Beans

andthenshawarma:

Matthias: tol bean

Nina: bean™

Wylan: smol bean

Jesper: string bean

Kaz: scheme bean

Inej: invisibean

Kuwei: kiwi

cuipid:

CK COUNTDOWN CHALLENGElandscapes: the dregs

cuipid:

No matter the odds, somehow they would win.
I won’t talk,” he said

camercncole:

the dregs + greek gods

yourlarajean:

“…no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together―knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting.”

The Dregs As Ridiculous Emoticons

fourmillionkruge:

Kaz:  [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Inej:  ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) 🔪 ├┬┴┬┴ 

Jesper:  ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Wylan:  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ♪♪♪

Nina:   (。 ͡°  ❥ ͡° 。)

Matthias: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Kuwei: :3c 

crestadeen:

“Where do think the money went?“ he repeated.
 "Guns?” asked Jesper.
 "Ships?“ queried Inej.
 "Bombs?” suggested Wylan.
 "Political bribes?“ offered Nina. They all looked at Matthias. “This is where you tell us how awful we are,” she whispered.
 He shrugged. “They all seem like practical choices.”

the crows as things i've done at school

kaz: sat in class, in full view of the teacher, doing the homework that should have been done when it was assigned a week ago, and somehow not getting any late points taken off
inej: spent like 20 minutes in the bathroom playing on my phone and my teacher never said anything?? i was gone for a really long time and nobody noticed
nina: exclaimed that i was "full on gay" right as my class quieted down and the teacher walked in behind me
matthias: got through an entire semester of health class without talking to anyone or making a single friend
jesper: laughed until i cried because i remembered that there was a woman named was "Janet McNutt"
wylan: got too enthusiastic about a project and explained the intricate details of a specific volcanic eruption on an icelandic island to my class for over ten minutes
kuwei: said that i didn't want to donate blood because "it's my blood. i made it and nobody else can have it but me"

modern soc au

jespefrahey:

inej: 

  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as “mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • “I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 

matthias: 

  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • "CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse) 
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper: 

  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 

nina: 

  •  PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, ‘i do my boyfriends makeup’, ‘my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz: 

  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei: 

  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”

sixofreaders:

victorywaffles:

ok let’s talk about six of crows. of the main characters alone there is:

- a physically disabled boy who suffers from severe PTSD
- a dark skinned middle eastern-coded girl who was a victim of sex trafficking but escaped and vowed revenge on all sex traffickers
- a bisexual-coded girl who is explicitly described as being larger and not stick-thin but is still described as beautiful, sexual, and incredibly powerful
- an explicitly bisexual dark skinned POC boy who ends up in a m/m relationship
- an explicitly gay boy who is looked down on by his family for severe reading and learning disabilities but who instead becomes and incredible scientist and musician
- and matthias

basically please read six of crows & crooked kingdom by leigh bardugo if you want your faith in the future of YA lit restored

And Matthias, the only cishet white guy and his whole arc is him unlearning all the toxic ideologies and poisonous lies he’s been fed since he was fucking twelve years old?? He did something that most cishet white guys couldn’t do; admit they were wrong and tried to open their minds and defend the people they once hurt. He’s been fed toxic since he was a child, but still he tried to unlearn all that prejudice. Do you know how fucking hard it is?? Unlearning the lies you’ve been fed since you were a kid?? VERY HARD.

I would know.

So don’t say Matthias is just another cishet white guy. Don’t hate him for his race, sexuality, or how ‘bland’ he is. He shows us that yes, you are wrong and toxic but yes, you can grow up and move on and become more open minded.

You might find Kaz Brekker skulking in the harsh shadows,
drinking away his demons
and cursing his shambled wreck of a soul.

Inej Ghafa leaps and bounds from rooftop to rooftop
as she stares into her mind
and ponders if she was ever truly meant for more
than she was provided.

You could see Jesper Faheys’ nimble fingers
slip over the barrel of his gun,
you’re devastatingly aware of the incredible amount of valued currency
that passed in and out of his scarred hands.

Nina Zenik tortures her heart continuously,
hopelessly wishing that she could go back,
that she could fix even a fraction of what was far more than broken.

Mathias Helvar knows
that he can not erase away his past deeds,
and he doesn’t dare attempt to.
But when he peers out into the world,
and he views what it has become,
tears can’t help themselves
from trailing down his crestfallen face.

You can sense the overwhelming shame that radiates off Wylan Van Eck;
You can chip away the frightening armour that is his ‘I don’t love Jesper Fahey'facade,
but you can tell that something shimmers beneath his very being;
you know that something lies in wait for a drop of chaos to fall into it’s mouth in awakeningYou could drown in Kuwei Yul-Bos’ eyes,
and find nothing but useless regrets and unforgivable apologies;
you could sift trough his wildly complicated emotions,
and see nothing through the murky fog
that is the painful scorn of unrequited love.

asterin-wildheart:

asterin-wildheart:

gazeteur:

S I X  O F  C R O W S / / COFFEE SHOP (?) AU  

→   THE BASTARD BARISTA OF THE BARREL

Oh my dear sweet jesus. 

Kaz - Owner - Makes the best damn brew and no one can figure out his secret

Inej - Fastest Barista - Never gets anyone mixed up, always says the names right, every drink is artful and precise

Nina - Chalkboard Queen - Creates the fanciest menu boards, hands down

Jesper - In House Musician - Treats the place like a personal concert hall, but the customers never have anything to complain about as he works his magic. I picture saxophone, but anything jazzy for sure. 

Wylan - Camping Hipster - Is there every day, sun or rain. His ‘spot’ is at the back conveniently located near the small stage in the corner for the musician. Pretends to draw, but we know what he’s really doing.

Matthias - Stock Boy - Doesn’t actually like coffee, let’s everyone know it, but refuses to quit. Everyone knows why. 

Kuwei - Most Complicated Order - Rich kid who comes in daily, tries ordering the most confusing drinks to screw up the baristas and get their drink free. Inej takes it on and gets it every time, to his dismay. Flirts with the musician, to Wylan’s dismay. Secretly lonely and just needs a place to chill. 

I can’t stop. Send help.

Nina is in charge of the pastries, but in order to actually have stock to sell, she has to be watched. But she has become clever in concealing a few here and there and waiting until she can sneak away to consume them. 

“It’s just a few, Kaz…” 

“You’re eating away our profits, Nina.” 

“I would have bought them anyways.” 

“Then they can come out of your pocket.” 

Cue pouting from her, laughter at said pouting from Matthias, and the commencement of being charged for ever chocolate croissant and eclair she tries to sneak. 

aliciasalarcon:

SIX DANGEROUS OUTCASTS.