not that i’m not happy abt this but how the heck does the college au post have over 100 notes y’all know it’s literally the rarepair fanfic equivalent of a sitcom with sad backstories and an incorrect quotes doc almost longer than the actual outline right

y’all…. i started the college au back in JANUARY and tonight i’m almost finished chapter one….

me, desperately trying to pull random out-of-context college au scenes together into smth coherent,

“[…] but he’s never come home to find a naked stranger in his bed or drinks cans scattered across the floor or that all his stuff’s just gone– or any of the other hundred and one things Wylan will never admit to having been worried about the day he moved in.”

- college 101 with wylan van eck

mathiashevlr:

mathiashevlr:

i’m reading through my college au outline right now and my favourite thing i’ve read is

• matthias: i hate this weather but look how happy nina is, god i love her, she’s so beautiful and excited
  
• kuwei, to wylan and jesper: i would literally give you both to the highest bidder for it to snow every day goodbye
  

second favourite:

• colm fahey, visiting jesper: that one gif of the dude walking in with the pizza and everything’s on fire
  

more highlights:

• That bit where Van Eck gets dragged away by the police as Kaz does the Kaz Brekker equivalent of standing to one side examining his nails
  
• Nina: “Alright, Matthew–”  
• Matthias: “Matthias.”  
• Nina: “Gesundheit.”
• Confirmed selfie cryptid Kaz Brekker
  
• (under ‘incorrect quotes’) Nina: How long have long have you been dating him?  
• Kuwei: I haven’t, this was the first time!  
• Nina: When were you going to tell me?  At your wedding?  
• Kuwei: No!  By the rehearsal dinner, at least.
• Matthias: WHO THE FUCK THREW AN ENTIRE POTATO IN THE FIRE

mathiashevlr:

i’m reading through my college au outline right now and my favourite thing i’ve read is

• matthias: i hate this weather but look how happy nina is, god i love her, she’s so beautiful and excited
  
• kuwei, to wylan and jesper: i would literally give you both to the highest bidder for it to snow every day goodbye
  

second favourite:

• colm fahey, visiting jesper: that one gif of the dude walking in with the pizza and everything’s on fire
  

i’m reading through my college au outline right now and my favourite thing i’ve read is

• matthias: i hate this weather but look how happy nina is, god i love her, she’s so beautiful and excited
  
• kuwei, to wylan and jesper: i would literally give you both to the highest bidder for it to snow every day goodbye
  

i’m typing in relationships for the fdau draft on ao3 and so far every suggestion has also had an ot3 option beneath it god bless

i Need to work out a coherent college au timeline i have like 3 different planning docs because i keep changing everything n it’s a MESS

the college au working title is “my roommate and other oddities that nearly ended my relationship” and i’m very tempted to keep it

faithhealthlife:

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Relationship goals