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JAN VAN ECK JANE VAN EVIL*** HERE WE GO

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: keeps creating elaborate plans that fail horribly and ultimately lead to his public humiliation and arrest in front of everyone he knows :)
worst quality: emotional abuser, tried to kill his own son, had his wife committed, manipulated and tried to kill a bunch of teenagers, planned to use one of them for his own political and economic gain, kidnapped another and kept her old locked up and threatened to break her legs just to use her as leverage, had his son horribly beaten, made wylan feel like a failure for years because of one thing he couldn’t do, i fucking hate jan van eck,
ship them with: a slow and painful death
brotp them with: the worst cell in hellgate
needs to stay away from: WYLAN, INEJ, kaz, matthias, nina, jesper, kuwei, MARYA, alys, every decent person he’s ever come into contact with,
misc. thoughts: i hate jan van eck SO MUCH there will never be a better scene than when he gets systematically exposed as the slimy lying manipulative cruel human turd that he is and i hope he rots in prison for the rest of his miserable pathetic life, he is the actual Worst person and every time i think about how wylan had to live with him for years and hear about how he was a failure, how he’d never be good enough, how he was stupid and should be sent away where everyone can forget van eck had a son in the first place i want to PUNCH SOMETHING he had such a gift of a son and put him through that for years, he had his wife COMMITTED just so he could divorce her and remarry, not only that but so he could remarry a girl not much older than his son who’s clearly never had to think for herself in her whole life and would go along with anything he wanted, he sent a bunch of TEENAGERS into the world’s deadliest prison to retrieve yul-bayur despite knowing they would most likely ALL DIE and when they came back and said “yeah we don’t have yul-bayur but here’s his 15 yr old son” van eck was just like “oh great another scared young person i can use for my own gain hand him over” AND THEN ALL THAT SHIT HE SAID ABOUT WYLAN AND AS IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH HE THEN HAD INEJ KIDNAPPED AND KEPT HER HIDDEN AND THREATENED HER AND MADE HER THINK NOBODY WAS COMING AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY ALONE fucking hell do i hate jan van eck.  so much.  so goddamn much