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SCOTTISH.  adjective.  relating to scotland or its people.  noun.  (1) the people of scotland.  (2) the lowest of the low, scum of the fucking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilisation; colonised by wankers.

@audreil tagged me last week to make a playlist with 20 songs describing my aesthetic.  i had a serious one, but it wouldn’t upload, so please take and enjoy this masterpiece ft. some Absolute Tunes™️ from oor glorious homeland instead.  edit: forgot to tag people, oops.  @beanmoreau @pippims @inejjghafas @ohbrekker and anyone listening, have at it!

(disclaimer: this was put together with zero consideration as to how well the songs go together or what they’ll sound like when played consecutively.)

caledonia / dougie mclean.  i’m gonna be / the proclaimers.  black horse and the cherry tree / kt tunstall.  i dreamed a dream / susan boyle.  argyll lassies / capercaillie.  fade to grey / midge ure.  don’t you (forget about me) / simple minds.  what it is / mark knopfler.   bubbles / biffy clyro.  the green and the blue / amy macdonald.  take me out / franz ferdinand.  i put a spell on you / annie lennox.  how deep is your love / calvin harris, disciples.  leave a trace / chvrches.  loch lomond / runrig.  auld lang syne / red hot chilli pipers.  iron sky / paolo nutini.  saturday night / bay city rollers.  chasing cars / snow patrol.  mull of kintyre / the royal scots dragoon guard.

listen on spotify.

i want everyone to know that at this very moment, inej has just left her ship in the ketterdam harbour and is on her way to the slat to climb through kaz’s window for old times sake.  the wind is in her hair and slavers know and fear her by name.  kaz is building his empire, building and burning what he pleases, and he leaves the window open for inej.  nina and matthias are somewhere quiet, it’s just them and they have all the time in the world.  they’re kissing, sometimes, and sometimes just sitting together, breathing, living.  they have time to do this now.  nobody will ever take that away again.  jesper and wylan are in the van eck mansion, and instead of fear and silence it’s now filled with light, the smell of burning food they tried their best to cook, the smell of gun powder, marya’s paintings lining the walls.  they make it a home.  kuwei is in ravka.  they’re making a lot of progress on a parem antidote, for the first time in his life he’s safe and happy and next week he’s going to go on a date with a cute boy who smiles at him like the actual sun.  they are all living and building something new, and it’s not always perfect or happy but day by day it’s coming together and they’re going to be just fine

tagged by @audreil, thank you!!!

RULES: make your own aesthetic based on your personality and interests using only images saved on your device. you cannot browse or download images before you do this.

tagging: @patchfacing @cinderlinhs @ginys @saintkaz @katjebell @dirty-handed and @kettercrows if you want to!

the lovely @audreil tagged me to post my lock/home screen, last selfie, and last thing i listened to. turns out i’d actually closed apple music so i just picked the song i wanted to be listening to? anyway, tysm for tagging me!!! 💖

i tag @beanmoreau @celestialmoreau @thecrowcrew @davinciae @darklingsbrekker @tamar-kir-bataar @bisexualninej and anybody else who wants to!

brought to you by me spending midnight to six thirty am in the airport, the obligatory “dregs stuck overnight in an airport” post, written by me on no sleep

hrrysolo-deactivated20180117 said:  your least favorite character for the thing

send me a character and i’ll answer the following!

JAN VAN ECK JANE VAN EVIL*** HERE WE GO

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: keeps creating elaborate plans that fail horribly and ultimately lead to his public humiliation and arrest in front of everyone he knows :)
worst quality: emotional abuser, tried to kill his own son, had his wife committed, manipulated and tried to kill a bunch of teenagers, planned to use one of them for his own political and economic gain, kidnapped another and kept her old locked up and threatened to break her legs just to use her as leverage, had his son horribly beaten, made wylan feel like a failure for years because of one thing he couldn’t do, i fucking hate jan van eck,
ship them with: a slow and painful death
brotp them with: the worst cell in hellgate
needs to stay away from: WYLAN, INEJ, kaz, matthias, nina, jesper, kuwei, MARYA, alys, every decent person he’s ever come into contact with,
misc. thoughts: i hate jan van eck SO MUCH there will never be a better scene than when he gets systematically exposed as the slimy lying manipulative cruel human turd that he is and i hope he rots in prison for the rest of his miserable pathetic life, he is the actual Worst person and every time i think about how wylan had to live with him for years and hear about how he was a failure, how he’d never be good enough, how he was stupid and should be sent away where everyone can forget van eck had a son in the first place i want to PUNCH SOMETHING he had such a gift of a son and put him through that for years, he had his wife COMMITTED just so he could divorce her and remarry, not only that but so he could remarry a girl not much older than his son who’s clearly never had to think for herself in her whole life and would go along with anything he wanted, he sent a bunch of TEENAGERS into the world’s deadliest prison to retrieve yul-bayur despite knowing they would most likely ALL DIE and when they came back and said “yeah we don’t have yul-bayur but here’s his 15 yr old son” van eck was just like “oh great another scared young person i can use for my own gain hand him over” AND THEN ALL THAT SHIT HE SAID ABOUT WYLAN AND AS IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH HE THEN HAD INEJ KIDNAPPED AND KEPT HER HIDDEN AND THREATENED HER AND MADE HER THINK NOBODY WAS COMING AND SHE WAS COMPLETELY ALONE fucking hell do i hate jan van eck.  so much.  so goddamn much