reasons me and kerry are the irl versions of wylan and kaz
me:
- “i’m not small!!!” is a little bit small
- looks younger than i am
- slightly younger and less world-bitter than she is but rapidly catching up as i go further through adult life
- a lil bit naive but also salty as fuck
- loves jesper fahey a lot
- would die for all of the dregs probably
- gay
kerry:
- wears all-black regularly
- tall
- willing to fight people on my behalf because i won’t do it myself
- sarcastic and cynical and bitter about life
- wants to flirt, disappears for seven (7) hours when flirted with
- refuses to flirt back in favour of staying on brand as sarcastic and bitter
- is friends with someone, is also waiting to take their job should anything happen to them
i left her at the bus stop just now because she’s going home, with no idea if or when we’ll see each other again, and without any kind of prior agreement our parting words were “no mourners” “no funerals”